I followed the point-by-point instructions in Let’s Go: France, but wasn’t sure I’d taken the correct bus – much less gotten off at the right stop – until the museum appeared ahead of me. After a half day of vague directions … Continue reading
“Voulez-vous avoir un rendez-vous avec moi?” “I’m sorry, I don’t understand.” “Rendez-vous,” he pointed to me, pointed to himself. “Oh, no, no, merci,” I stammered, probably blushing. I hadn’t been asked out on many dates for a twenty-three old, so … Continue reading
For those who don’t live here, California is a magical land, particularly the L.A. area (which I hate, but that’s for another post). Within a two-hour radius, one can find mountains, snow, the beach, one of the world’s largest metropolises, … Continue reading
As a public service and because I am a philanthropist (not to be mistaken for philanderer, which sometimes happens after watching too many reruns of The Office), I have compiled a to-NOT-do list for travelers to any metropolitan area. Yes, … Continue reading
Yes, we’re still in New York for today. Exciting things rarely happen in my life (outside of my imagination, that is), so I am obligated to make the most of them when they do occur. Plus, we’re covering everyone’s favorite topic today… … Continue reading
More New York stories today, yippee! I will be a travel writer yet, in spite of the many obstacles (including my inability to travel as frequently as I would like)…and in spite of Condé Nast’s total disinterest in my CV. I … Continue reading
Hi all. I am back. From the best trip EVER. I’ve missed you guys. SOB. But I won’t leave you EVER AGAIN. Until my next vacation. Then I’ll totally be all “see ya later!” and will probably forget to bring … Continue reading
Hello my Lovely Minions, I am having an honest-to-God vacation here. It is magnificent and full of the best kinds of things (i.e., food), and I barely miss you at all. But of course I miss you a little. So … Continue reading
Okay, guys: crisis meltdown mode over. Whew! Who was that lady with the heaping side of crazy yesterday? Psh, I don’t even know that girl anymore! Last night after I worked late, Mike convinced me (I didn’t need much convincing) to abandon … Continue reading
This one is mostly for my lady-friends. Gentlemen, just sit back, listen, and then think about what we go through as women in American society. Yes! You are trapped in a gender-studies class, run by me. Muahaha! As everyone knows … Continue reading
