The Hypothetical Lottery

Last year during a Mega Millions drawing, I bought my first (and probably last) lottery ticket ever. I’m not much of a gambler, for what I believe are good reasons: Any money I have I like to keep in my … Continue reading →

This is My Thanksgiving Post

I am über happy right now because I’ve been baking pie all afternoon. Now, I like baking pie for two reasons: Yum Baking is a mellowing activity I love but in which I infrequently get to indulge I am good … Continue reading →

A Trip to Podiatry Hell

Today I finally went to the podiatrist for my broken pinkie toe. Nothing in life prepared me for what a gigantic waste of time and money that trip would turn out to be. But I guess I need to back … Continue reading →