How to Make a Million Dollars an Hour — 42 Comments

  1. Well, it beats my idea of screenwriting “Over the Hedge 4: Roadkill Rage.”

    And there is nothing morally wrong with anyone on Wall Street. We learned that after the failure of the Occupy Movement.

  2. I LOVE THIS POST! I think I may that career shift too. 🙂 A million dollars an hour – I could repay my student loans within half an hour rather than the projected five years I have now.

  3. My own hedge fund, that’s a great idea. I’ve just been wasting my time trying to gain tax free status by starting my own religion.

  4. I’m sure you’d do just as well as the guys already out there. They can be very nasty though (so I think you’re too nice). My husband has worked at companies that they targeted for hostile take-over. They make up nasty personal stuff about the top guys. It’s so unethical, I think they should go to prison!

    • You’re right – I’d probably cry after a half hour in that kind of company. At least I’d have made a half-million dollars in that time, though.
      I agree with you though; just because you’re nicely dressed doesn’t exempt you from wrong-doing.

  5. Go for it! I don’t have the stomach for it, but I wish you the best of luck. And, please pardon me for not letting you invest my money. I don’t have much of it and would like to keep some of it sometime…

  6. It just so happens that this has been on my mind as well, since a couple nights ago when I heard a radio program on it when I was checking cows at 3:00 AM.

    It does sound pretty appealing, except for the part about being the dregs of society and having no conscience at screwing over an entire nation. Maybe that’s better than being out checking on cows at 3:00 AM, though? 🙂

  7. I love you. I’m available to be your assistant hedge fund manager – I know how to count and I’m cute. I’m thinking a signing bonus is in order. I’ll let you know where to send it. This post is fantastic – I’m still giggling. Love.

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