Boudoir on Miami Beach
Okay, so I did a boudoir shoot. Yup, me. On the beach. With actual people walking their dogs twenty feet away and a very patient photographer named Michael Jones from …
Writings
Quick Bites That Save My Sanity in Miami
Some days I wake up feeling like I’ve got it all together. The kids are dressed (in actual matching socks), Rex made the coffee strong enough to keep me from …
Big Dreams on the Treasure Coast
So last year, a friend of mine won the Miss Treasure Coast Empowerment Scholarship—the modeling portfolio one. And let me tell you, it changed her entire life. She went from …
That One Time in Vegas
There are certain things you do in your twenties (or thirties, who’s counting) that don’t exactly make it into the family scrapbook. For us, that thing was… well… we tried …
My Cat’s Midnight Gymnastics Routine
There’s a special kind of rage that only comes from finally getting both kids to sleep, curling up in bed, and then—BAM BAM BAM—the unmistakable sound of a cat treating …
Sand in All the Wrong Places
We go to South Beach a lot. And by “a lot,” I mean so much that the parking attendants practically know my kids’ names. They wave us in with that …
Three Parks, Countless Tantrums (But Worth It)
If you live in Miami with kids, you already know: the park isn’t just a place, it’s survival. Parks are where kids run until they’re red in the face, where …
The $40 Bed vs. The Free Box
I did the thing. I bought my cat a bed. Not just any bed — a plush, cozy, aesthetically pleasing one that matched my living room rug. Forty dollars. Do …
Eyes Up Here, Sir
You’d think in 2025 people would be over it by now. But no. Breastfeeding in public is still the spectacle of the century. I sit down with my baby, pull …
Forgiveness Isn’t What I Thought It Was
This is one of those things I never pictured myself writing about. Honestly, I thought I’d be the kind of woman who would say, “nope, deal-breaker, pack your bags.” And …