Eyes Up Here, Sir

You’d think in 2025 people would be over it by now. But no. Breastfeeding in public is still the spectacle of the century. I sit down with my baby, pull …

The Coffee That Saved My Sanity

Every mom has her thing. Some swear by yoga, some by wine, some by long walks where no one calls their name every 10 seconds. For me, it’s coffee. That …

The Slide Is Not a Staircase

Every playground has its drama, but nothing gets me more heated than slide politics. You’d think it would be simple: kids climb the ladder, kids slide down, repeat. Easy, right? …

Stop Saying Mom for Five Minutes

There’s a noise in my house that’s louder than the TV, more persistent than the cat at 6 a.m., and definitely more grating than Rex crunching chips at midnight. It’s …

Laundry and Lost Shoes, My Full-Time Job

Motherhood really should come with a job description, and if it did, mine would read: “Must possess the stamina to fold approximately 17 loads of laundry per week while simultaneously …