You guys, I’m really going through something right now. It could end disastrously. I can hear you all now, giving me pep talks and reassurances, in my head: This is completely normal. Every woman has those thoughts now and again. Honey, give it a week. You’ll change your mind. Remember last time? You really regretted it. For the love of pickles, think of your cheeks! That’s right. I’m bored with my hair. Now, I know what you’re thinking. How can you possibly be bored with your straight-as-a-two-dollar-bill mousy brown hair? Woman pay good money to have hair that hangs like wet spaghetti. I know, I’m ashamed of myself. But I…