In Which I Make Up Stuff to Alleviate Boredom — 10 Comments

  1. Oh yeah, well let’s just hope the Canadians don’t play the Kings because my husband will kick your husband’s bootay all the way to and from our now 12 bedroom house in “the Puerto”, I didn’t realize the place didn’t have a gym or wrapping room when we bought it, and then make him wear girly felted choker necklaces while he carries the cup-thingy around chanting “Corey Lucas really is better than me!” So there.

  2. I know this is late, but do you not have maternity leave? How do you have babies? (Not how do you HAVE babies, but how do you arrange babies? Now they sound like flowers. How do you work out having babies? How do you – oh, you know what I mean!)

    • Omitting the birds and bees talk…
      People either:
      – Don’t get paid
      – Their employers are super nice and offer paid maternity leave (I’ve never worked for such an establishment, but I’ve heard of them)
      – Are forced to take a “leave of absence” or terminate themselves, depending on the employer
      – People use their week of vacation time to pop out the kid, then promptly return to work and drop the kid off at Nana’s house or the local daycare or whatever
      It’s the stupidest thing about living in America.

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