Phoning it In: A Chair, A Conqueror

Today I had a very taxing work day; then I had to figure out what and who I was voting for, then I had to go vote. That coupled with the fact that no one is going to read this anyway since they’ll be watching minute-by-minute election updates means I’m phoning it in today. Here, listen to my brief story about our new chair…

We recently got a new chair, since the old one smelled like cat pee that never washed out no matter how many times we shampooed it, which is not a smell you want for your furniture (our old cat had some anger issues and would frequently take them out on this chair). Sure, this new one was a cheap Craigslist find, but at least I could usher guests to sit there without embarrassment over rank odor.

Little did we know Mimi would love it so fiercely. Or feel the need to dominate it so utterly – I’m not quite sure which was the case. We didn’t even get it set up in the right place before this montage occurred:

– Mimi sits on chair back immediately. As in, the second we bring it in the door. In a few minutes she jumps to the arm, and Natalie grabs the camera.